How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
