Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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