Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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