so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Well I just put wine in my tea
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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