i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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