if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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