i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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