i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
