How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
