im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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