awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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