Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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