i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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