Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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