i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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