More tranny stories later!
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My balls are so social today.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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