Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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