What a fucking waste of an outfit
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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