Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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