I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I need to align my fucking chakras
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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