your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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