I understand Curling. That high.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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