so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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