new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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