To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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