I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Come on in and take your pants off
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