fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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