the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Randomize