the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
