Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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