Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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