We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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