i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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