Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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