Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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