Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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