She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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