I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
How external is "for external use only"?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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