wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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