Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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