I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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