U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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