Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Randomize
