Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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