): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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