Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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