I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Randomize
