We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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