If that was your dad, he is hot
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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