I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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