i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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