My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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