all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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